the evolution of straight boys

i have come to the realization that most straight boys have not finished the process of evolution.

after walking behind a sad male specimen wearing a purdue tshirt (strike #1), i watched the way he walked. wearing his flip-flops, he walked much like a duck or some other bill-footed animal. his feet were turned outward, unable to walk with his feet pointing the direction of travel. this was not a rare case, as i've noticed other straight males walking similarly.

next, their dialogue. it sounds much like their caveman predecessors. replies or comments to their kind sound like grunts. it is definitely unable to be deciphered by those further in the evolution process.

finally, their ability to select a mate. watching and/or hearing my female friends attempting to hold a mere intellectual conversation with these neanderthals is almost humorous. they might as well say "ugh! you woman. i take you back to the cave and make you mine. we make baby." not even slightly coy about their intent.

i do not speak for all of their kind, but for the majority, a few more thousand years will be required for them to move along the evolutionary process.