i've realized tonight...

attending tracy's amazing luau party tonight, i've come to a few realizations...

i knew that i would be entering a zone with many individuals younger than my age. while not out of college that long ago, it's amazing what a few years does to you. as soon as we entered the party, i immediately joined my friends in judging people. it was apparently obvious that my eyes were scanning and placing judgment on party-goers as tracy called me out across the room. but c'mon, the obvious homo should not have been wearing his south beach 'white party' outfit to the luau (unless, of course, he bought it specifically for tonight's event). and, as his boyfriend shook my boyfriends hand for a much longer-than-necessary period of time, i thought i was going to have to pull my knife out.

and to my previous post about straight boys.....

they seriously do so many stupid things. i'm not saying that gays are any better, but the things they say and do are utterly ridiculous. take for instance the boy sitting on top of the other boy who stole his chair. their engagement was ten times more homoerotic than me and my boyfriend would ever do at a party! their words and actions all to get the attention of a girl who is probably NOT interested in them.

bless my poor friend tracy's little heart......i had a great time, but the company of the guests definitely stole the show!