the return of television

my stories are back!  the fall television season has now arrived!  along with many returning favorites, i'm also excited about some new shows that are coming to television.  the only problem is when to watch everything!

monday:
dancing with the stars
2 broke girls (new)
the playboy club (new)

tuesday:
glee
dancing with the stars results show

wednesday:
survivor
happy endings
modern family
up all night (new)
the x factor (new)

thursday:
the big bang theory
whitney (new)

sunday:
pan am (new)
the amazing race
desperate housewives

add that to the daily shows we have recording (the view, anderson, the daily show) and that's a lot of tv!  how did anyone survive in the pre-dvr era?!